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Crisis!

A poor asshole walking down an alley at night, suddenly meet a masked man who says:
- Portfolio bastard! ... This is an assault!
The poor asshole gives the thief the review and said:
- You are a fucken bastar!! A petty ticket $ 20 dollars and a voucher for $ 25 pesos pantry ......
- Give me the fucking clock!
He was removed and the thief says:
- Do not fuck around this fucking bastard watch what you have bought with the Chinese at 20 pesos ....
But the thief was still pissed off the cell phone calls, it gives the bath and said:
- Except that he has no credit...
Super emputado, the thief says:
- Well fuck bastard what do you do????
And the men all embarrassed and almost in tears:
- I am "teaching", I have two Masters and a Ph.D. in ...
All excited the thief took off the mask and says:
- Oh you bastard, "Really?
Y. .. of what generation are you asshole? You know ... you looks familiar to mee...!

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